There's all sorts of odd travel treasures tucked away on the mysterious pages of simonheptinstall.com/. At the last count there were more than 50 pages and I'm trying to add more all the time. Come back soon... 
Don't leave me alone in here!

So, if you're REALLY short of things to do, you can do stuff like read the latest news from the world of Simon Heptinstall and, of course, you can contact Simon directly or even leave a funny, rude or constructive comment in his guestbook.

Click on Simon's photos and bold text links to be whisked somewhere exciting. Sorry, it's not always that logical but I did my best. 

WARNING: only if you can stomach it, click HERE for a haunting page of Simon's shocking photos of more than 100 whales being killed in the Faroe Islands.

And if you get lost -  the Simon
Heptinstall page index is here.