Lightweight multitool Click for the full review "out of a sense of duty, I tried throwing it around the garden a bit, used the end as a hammer and finally invented a new exercise trying to pull the two sides apart till my face turned purple."
Convertible travel trouser/shorts Click for the full review "they have one of those very flimsy lightweight belts. I was bored and fiddled with the buckle. I tried opening and shutting it really fast over and over just in case it snapped. It didn't and I felt a bit stupid. Hopefully no-one was watching me.."
Shoe socks for travellers Click for the full review "when I read the instructions I realised there are people dumb enough to buy socks to keep their shoes in. The instructions tell buyers: "Do not wear your shoes with the socks on. Doing so may cause bodily injury or EVEN DEATH."